never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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