Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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