i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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