I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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