elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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