I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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