woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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