carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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