the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
These tits shall not be calmed
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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