I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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