a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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