he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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