just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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