You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
