these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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