Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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