Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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