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(415): View more from California

we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(678): View more from Georgia

I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me

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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

(1-409): View more from Texas

His name should be shouldn't

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(317): View more from Indiana

question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it

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(904): View more from Florida

If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.

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