lets start a swedish sibling band together
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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