im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
