Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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