I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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