Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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