are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think i have herpe
just one?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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