I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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