And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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ugly people sure do ruin things
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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