are you still at the devil's house?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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