yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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