There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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