your thong is hanging out like whoa
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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