there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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