can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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