I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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