I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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