Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
vagina is talking i cant
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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