listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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