Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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