The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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