Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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