so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
