Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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