Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
