your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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