that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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