You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i need some magic done to my vagina
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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