dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
the raccoons are back...
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