Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
