Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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