Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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