i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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