I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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