so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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