your thong is hanging out like whoa
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Damn victory sex feels great
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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