I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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