The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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