there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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