I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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