yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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